Bloggin' 'Bout Biscuits

Everything is a work in progress. We're all working on ourselves, trying to become better people, and learning new things. I've said it a million times: I suck at baking. But I've always wanted to be a dude who could make biscuits because biscuits are delicious. They also hold this weird exotic, nearly unattainable breakfast status in my brain because, when you grow up in Hawaii in a Filipino family, you eat rice with breakfast (and every other meal). 

Anyway, in the spirit of being a more complete, better human being and living my life like Bon Jovi, I decided I needed to be a dude who can make biscuits. Now, if anyone ever thinks "Oh hey, I could really go for a biscuit right now. Who can make me a fresh biscuit?" It's me. I can make a biscuit. Next step is to make a mean fried chicken because duh, chicken and biscuits.

Also, can we talk about dough for a second? Dough is so cool. I've played with dough a lot in the past several months. Even though I'm not much of a Patty Cakes Bakersman, I have this thing with noodles, which obviously requires dough (duh). I mentioned briefly in my carbonara post that making noodles is very satisfying. IT'S BECAUSE OF THE DOUGH! I totally understand bakerspeople in a way I never did before. You very precisely measure out all these ingredients, mix all that stuff together, make this weird ball of...stuff, and transform it into OH MY GOD THE MOST DELICIOUS THINGS! My wife makes bread every week and then we make pizza with the dough and every time it's like "OH MY GOODNESS THE HOUSE SMELLS LIKE HEAVEN!" Anyway, dough is cool.

On my quest to become a bro who can bake a biscuit, I used Sydney's recipe on Crepes of Wrath. If you're not reading her blog then you're probably doing food and the Internet wrong. Also I'm not really a bro but I like alliteration. She used leaf lard, which I couldn't find. I used some cheap lard I found at my local grocery store, and it worked adequately enough to make a dang good biscuit. Eventually I'm gonna find some leaf lard and make these biscuits again. Also, I didn't have a round cutter so I just used a drinking glass. It actually worked well because air gets trapped in the glass and pushes the biscuit dough out after you cut it. Eat your biscuits with jam, gravy, butter, or whatever other delicious thing you want to eat your biscuit with. I ate mine with creamed honey. Recipe below this biscuit just chillin' in my backyard.

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Blue Ribbon Biscuits (via Crepes of Wrath)
Prep time:  30 mins
Cook time:  15 mins
Total time:  45 mins
Serves: 12 biscuits

Ingredients

  • 4 cups all-purpose flour
  • 2 tablespoons + 2 teaspoons baking powder
  • 1 teaspoon baking soda
  • 1 teaspoon kosher salt
  • Β½ cup leaf lard, cubed
  • ΒΌ cup unsalted butter, cubed and chilled
  • 2 cups whole milk

Instructions

  1. Preheat your oven to 450 degrees F. Line 2 baking sheets with parchment paper or a Silpat. Set aside.
  2. In a large bowl, whisk together your flour, baking powder, baking soda and salt. Add in your cubed leaf lard and cubed butter (if you are not using leaf lard, I recommend using Β½ cup unsalted butter and ΒΌ cup shortening) and cut the fats into your flour mixture until coarse crumbs form, using either your hands or a pastry cutter (I find that hands work best).
  3. Add in your milk and mix with a wooden spoon until a shaggy dough forms (do not over mix). Lightly flour a work surface and turn the dough out, knead gently a few times to bring the dough together, then form into two balls. Set one ball aside while you roll out the first.
  4. Roll the dough into a rectangle, a little smaller than your baking sheet, then fold that rectangle into thirds, like how you'd fold a piece of paper to fit into an envelope. Fold the dough again into thirds, this time in the opposite direction.
  5. Press the dough with your hands into a rectangle about 1Β½-inches thick. Use circle cutters to cut the biscuits out, being careful not to twist the cutter as you pull each biscuit out and place on your baking sheet (twisting the biscuits ruins your nice layers). Repeat with your other ball of dough.
  6. Bake the biscuits for 15-17 minutes, until just barely golden (start watching them at around 12 minutes, as every oven is different). Allow to cool slightly before serving.